>:C

FASHION IS OVER, EVERYONE GO HOME.

2009-11-12T02:54:16Z

globalanomaly: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/templates/SC.jhtml?itemId=cat21120734&parentId=cat14120827&masterId=cat000470&cmCat=
globalanomaly: JANET LOOK
globalanomaly: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING RE5 WESKER TUX
globalanomaly: THAT FUCKING JACKET
amigapsiquico: I just snorted coke straight up my nose
globalanomaly: JESUS CHRIST D&G WHAT
amigapsiquico: when I opened that page
9:45 PM
globalanomaly: OH MY GOD
amigapsiquico: like the expression on my face
amigapsiquico: was total like "ASOFJASO"
amigapsiquico: sSERIOUSLY
amigapsiquico: JESUS CHRIST WTF
amigapsiquico: oh my god
amigapsiquico: and its velvet
amigapsiquico: with a print on it
amigapsiquico: i kind of want to buy it, hang it up
amigapsiquico: and be like
amigapsiquico: "this is it. it's over."
globalanomaly: oh my god I never thought I'd see the day
globalanomaly:where they made this fabric
amigapsiquico: FASHION IS OVER
amigapsiquico: EVERYONE GO HOME
amigapsiquico: CLOSE UP SHOP
amigapsiquico: PARTY'S DONE; VELVET PRINTED CHECKERBOARD TUX

Dolce & Gabbana

Velvet Tuxedo WeskerJacket

Price:

$2,795.00

I love every single thing in this video. its going on my sewing playlist asap

2009-11-11T17:20:07Z

a meme I stole from le janet

2009-11-07T19:58:59Z

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friends list can guess each fandom.

01. ---you, stop multiplying! Who taught you math?!

02. I'm a british bisexual 40+ year old chainsmoking magician who spent the better part of my life in a mental institution after a mishap with my punk rock band, I love BDSM and I'm a total power bottom so beat on me bb. Sometimes I invite my FBI friends over for threesomes, other times I am doing a bunch of save the world shit but let it be known that I never pay for cab rides. [FUCK ONE SENENCE I DO WHAT I WANT]

03. I'm going to fuck you up with my CELL PHONE bitch take that, I'll kill you all and become the next god of cellphoneland after I kill my girlfriend who is actually a homicidal maniac impersonator cute japanese high school girl.

04. "My name is [ ]---"
"Hi, [ ]"
"---And I was raped by a crazy latina in spandex on top of a roof after a shoot up traumatized me and ruined my entire moral code"

05. I operate complex weaponry while intoxicated, my ideal girl is a set of blond triplets who work at a yoga studio, I have more money than common sense sometimes. I'm a snappy dresser with a conscious who wants to fix this mess; and when shit gets real, my game plan is to ERASE MY BRAIN.

06. Sit in your FAVORITE RED VELVET CHAIR. YOUR LIFE'S WORK IS CRAP. I'M MELODRAMATIC AND AN UNRELIABLE NARRAITOR. Oh fuck it now you've done it, I'm weeping; WEEPING I SAY.

07. I have a mancrush. I'm a smart, witty, and likeable kind of guy; so why do I get kicked out of hotels so often?

08. I'm a failure marksman who collects war memorabilia, I live in a castle on an island with my *~**~*~*VERY OWN PRISON~*~*~*~*~*, and sometimes I crossdress because of crippling mental health issues, fear of abandonment, etc.

09. I'm an exorcist in a world where my enemies cant dress themselves, they look like a throwback 90's boyband with that one sleeve crop-top. Show some class, man.

10.Oh, shit son---so I went through a time look and now I'm in england being chased by a ghost with a sledge hammer! But that's old news, what REALLY makes me go into crippling panic attacks is----classical music.

ferrocyanide @ 2009-10-25T00:05:00

2009-10-25T04:21:56Z

Janet made me do it.

Answer all the questions as truthfully as you can, then tag all the fashionistas and catty bitches on your list.

What is your closet's:
primary color scheme?
Black. BLACK IS THE NEW BLACK. Does nothing to hide all the semen stains.

for srs answer: blacks, chocolate browns, gray and blues. white on occasion. hints of orange to accent the browns.

main staple?
SCARVESSCARVESSCARVES. Don't even ask me how many scarves I own.

item that you never wear out of the house?
I've yet to wear my fishnet top and black leather pants, but soon. SOON. Lestat outfit in the works.

item that you never leave the house without?
Armani glasses (need them to see desu), prada phone, and I've been wearing the Dirty English jeans so often they might as well have fused into my skin.

most unwearable item? As in something that is just plain so ugly you cannot belive you bought it.
I don't actually know if I own anything that bad, I'm sort of way poor so anything I buy is done after careful consideration. I almost bought a pair of girls jeans from topshop for 90 dollaz that were ripped profusely and would have been v. cold, but maybe someday MAYBE SOMEDAY.

What color is your:
favorite t-shirt?
Black with white paint splatters.

favorite work-appropriate shirt?
Black v necks.

favorite pair of jeans?
Dirty English jeans fffffffff.

favorite pair of shoes?
I only own one pair of shoes desu.

worst article of clothing?
uh idk leather pants and fishnets are pretty bad, man. DANTE COAT. OH MY FUCKING GOD THE DANTE COAT. WORST THING EVER.

What perfume/cologne do you wear?
olo I'm so trashy I wear Mustang Cologne. Black version.

What's the most expensive but totally worth it item you own?
THE WOOL TOPMAN COAT BEAT THE DANTE COAT BY 20 DOLLARS. jesus I'm trashy

Expensive but not totally worth it item?
Like I said I try to make everything I buy worth it because olo broke as shit.

Item you got the best deal on?
Dirty English jeans that were originally $220 but found at century 21 for $49.98. I bought 2 pairs.

Most commonly worn item?
IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS. IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS. IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS. IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS. IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS. IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS.

What's your favorite cut in tops and bottoms?
V necks for tops, or slim cut for dress shirts. Boot cut and slim fitting jeans.

What is your winter colorscheme for gloves/hat/scarf/coat?
Black leather/I dont do hats/orange gray or blue/black or chocolate brown. CHILD OF HABIT. I'm going to buy that fucking purple ozymandias coat watch me do it I'm going to do it faggots.

Heels or flats?
I wear heels all the time olo. Also women only look good in heels sry2say.

Boots or sandals?
Boots. Sandals are nasty I hate looking at my feet. Hair everywhere and a third toe that broke and reformed oddly and a weird calcium deposit on the right foot MY FEET ARE A TRAIN WRECK.

Gladiator sandals or Crocs?
If I'm supposed to pick one then gladiator sandals.

Favorite hair accessory?
LESTAT WIG. When this arrives I will never stop wearing it.

Gold or silver?
Silver.

Describe one of your favorite outfits to us, hair to shoes?
Okay first off we have my retarded leon s kennedy desu haircut going on here that is always swept to the right, so haters get swept to the left. Then I put on my glasses so I can see. Then I put on my IRON MAN BOXER BRIEFS for support and because going without underwear in public is fucking weird man and shake my ass around in them for a few seconds because I'm a bit insane like that, then I put on some J.C jeans and a black leather belt and black dress shoes and tuck in a sharp ass black and slightly darkpurplebutnotreally pinstripe dress shirt and slap on a black blazer or wool coat if its cold and slap a scarf on there and then go.

someone took a picture of me in this outfit outside fit. I was getting a snackwrap for break and was walking back and some blonde with a camera outside A building asked if she could get a pic. so I asked "with or without snack wrap?" and she said you decide. so I made a fierce ass snack wrap pose the end.

oh my god I tried to post this ten times. everybody got to hear me fail on skype. I HOPE IT PLEASED YOU.

ferrocyanide @ 2009-05-09T13:19:00

2009-05-09T17:22:43Z

RE: this.

Dear G,

The glitter fight yesterday had a lot of casualties, but I think I just need to inform you that there was somehow, and I have no idea how, but there was

GLITTER ON MY DICK.

D<<<<<<<

I will bust so many balls I swear

2009-05-06T12:34:40Z

Stop "hacking" into my paypal account.

Typing in the wrong password so many times that paypal sends notification that my account has been suspended for failed log-in attempts is not cool. Did you really think you could just guess the password?

Sort of my fault for posting it while trying to sell shit, but srsly people.

That account only has $00.10 in it now, so chill the fuck out I already spent all that doujinshi money.

Selling Some Swag: Phoenix Wright Doujinshi

2009-03-19T03:56:14Z

Same deal as last time, except this load is all Phoenix Wright.

-If the doujin is light enough and I am in a good mood; I WILL SHIP IT TO YOU FOR FREE.
-Shipping anywhere in the US via USPS flat rates. If you're outside the US or if you want UPS shipping, hit me up with a note.
-Prices are as stated, but I'm open to negotiations :]
-Everything is coming at you from a smoke free, pet free apartment.
-Language is Japanese unless stated otherwise.
-All prices are in US dollars.
-cross ~~pimped~~ posted everywhere, apologies in advance.

I'll scan sample pages of any doujinshi upon request.
I've only refrained from scanning the inside as to leave the binding in the best possible condition.

LAST THING FOR SALE IS THIS:

Title: "Theory of Corrupters"
Page Count: 24 (10 comic, the remainder is novel)
Size: A5
Pairing: Gant/Young Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new, slight fold on two corners of the cover.
Additional Notes: Comic features Gant raping Edgeworth in every direction. There is a pull out poster which is the illustration on the cover but with a black backdrop that folds out and is printed on glossy paper. Get this shit out of my house.

Price: $15.00

Title: "弁護士×検事 Attorney x Public Prosecutor"
Page Count: 50 (fun fact: the comic pages are printed in pink. as if it wasn't gay enough already xD)
Size: A4
Pairing: What you see on the cover, plus a bit of Zenitora/Edgeworth and some Phoenix/Godot.
Condition: Brand new. I bought 2 copies by accident, I've got another up on ebay but if it doesn't sell I'll sell it here.
Additional Notes:
Everybody wants to bone young Edgeworth. There are maid outfits. It's just quite gay and intense and I LOL'ed many an lol. Here's a sample page:

Yes, once again the entire comic was printed in PINK-VISION and I have no idea why. It adds to the atmosphere of faggotry.

Price: $20.00 One left on ebay for 25 dollas. if that doesn't sell, I'll sell it on el-gay again for 20.

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Title: "Distance"
Page Count: 152 (not pink, I confused this one with the above sry xD)
Size: A5
Pairing: Von Karma/Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: This is a huge anthology, not pictured is the inside flap of the wrap around cover which has Von Karma's face at the end of the barrel of the gun.

Price: $24.00

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Title: "Accomplice"
Page Count: 32
Size: A4
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Presented by: Hachimitsu-Byoutoh
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: Nicely drawn art style and porny enough to be interesting.

Price: $20.00
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Title: "Start with Kissing Me"
Page Count: 20
Size: A4
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Presented by: Hachimitsu-Byoutoh
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: This is a cute cover. Too cute to be in my basement anymore srsly someone buy this and get it out of my house.

Price: $15.00

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Title: "Hatsune"
Page Count: 24
Size: A4
Pairing: Edgeworth/Phoenix, R18
Presented by: Uzumaki
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: Edgeworth bones Phoenix in a staircase, also yes they actually draw dicks in this one instead of the invisi-cock or the cylindrical penis disease featured in most other doujins. Phoenix wears glasses in the second half, and looks better with them on. Should have given him glasses in-game. I digress, buy this and get it out of my house.

Price: $24.00 (some other seller on ebay has this priced at $29.99)

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Title: "Clusterfuck" (I have no idea what the title is sry)
Page Count: 26
Size: A4
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: This is fucking endearing and I didn't want to sell it but I need the space. Features mostly everybody from PW3, the artist is very stylized and there is this one story where Godot is the genie inside of a coffee thermos. If that isn't a selling point, idk what is.

Price: $15.00

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Title: "Do you mind if I rape you scratch your back with my nails?"
Page Count: 30
Size: A4
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: The drawing style is good, no invisi-dick, starts off with flashback-sex and then they go to a hotel to have more sex. Gumshoe makes a brief visit in the end. You wanted plot? Too bad. All you get is copious amounts of seeeeeeeeex.

Price: $15.00

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Title: I have no idea. Edgeworth be Rollin' on his expensive, antique wheel chair.
Page Count: 28
Size: A4
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: This is a really swanky and sophisticated doujinshi, also Edgeworth has some pimped out chairs in here for whatever reason. The fist story is cute, Pearl sit on Edgeworths lap and he's chilling with Maya and Phoenix and there's a flash back panel. Second story is comical courtroom antics. Third one is Phoenix being all flirty with Edgeworth and Gumshoe is like BAAAAAW. I've never seen a doujin style so refreshing than in this Pimped Chair doujin. I write too damn much.

Price: $25.00

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Title: "Sadistic Maniac"
Page Count: 32
Size: A4
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: Blow jobs, a dildo, mid-sex beatings of Phoenix as belted out by Edgeworth. Second story: Phoenix jerks Edgeworth off from behind and gets an ELBOW TO THE FAAAAACE. Sexual tension, more blow jobs, Phoenix bones Edgy and then they chillax the end. I write the most eloquent summaries.

Bound in a nice, thick treated canvas cover. A collaboration between two circles. I'm willing to go lower on price if you rly want.

Price: $25.00

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Title: "Platonic Apprentice"
Page Count: 20 (8 comic, the remainder is novel)
Size: A5
Pairing: Everybody/Young Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: Comic features a Von Karma and child Edgeworth scene, a smutty Godot/Young Edgeworth scene, and more Von Karma and slightly older Edgeworth scenes.

Price: $8.00

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Title: "Theory of Corrupters"
Page Count: 24 (10 comic, the remainder is novel)
Size: A5
Pairing: Gant/Young Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new, slight fold on two corners of the cover.
Additional Notes: Comic features Gant raping Edgeworth in every direction. There is a pull out poster which is the illustration on the cover but with a black backdrop that folds out and is printed on glossy paper. Get this shit out of my house.

Price: $15.00

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Title: "Sign"
Page Count: 47 (all novel)
Size: A5
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth
Condition: Brand new.
Additional Notes: Not much to say about this one :V I had a friend read this to me, its 'aight.

Price: $8.00

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Title: "Loving me sinfully"
Page Count: 101 (20 comic pages, 4 full color pages on glossy paper, the rest is a novel)
Size: A5
Pairing: Godot/Edgeworth
Condition: Used but in good condition, there is a bend on the back cover.
Additional Notes: Again there's not much to say about this one :V Same unlucky friend read it for me. The comic pages are smutty, there's making out and a bath sex scene where Godot bones young Edgeworth, and the color pages are very nicely done.

Price: $10.00

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ALSO:
Selling Death Note doujinshi here

ferrocyanide @ 2009-03-15T20:03:00

2009-03-16T00:07:29Z

LJ gets first bids on my doujinshi, whatever doesn't get sold here will be on egay in a weeks time. I'm cross posting this everywhere, sry in advance.

THIS IS JUST THE DEATH NOTE STUFF. I'll be throwing a bunch of Phoenix Wright doujin at you all in a minute, and some FFVII things as well in another post.

-Shipping anywhere in the US via USPS flat rates. If you're outside the US or if you want UPS shipping, hit me up with a note.
-Prices are as stated, but you can haggle :]
-Everything is coming at you from a smoke free, pet free apartment.
-Language is Japanese unless stated otherwise.
-All prices are in US dollars.

I'll scan sample pages of any doujinshi upon request.
I've only refrained from scanning the inside as to leave the binding in the best possible condition.

And now, let the swag commence:

Title: "Love Love Show; Death Note Matt & Mello Book"
Page Count: 78 pages (75 comic, 3 glossy color alternate covers).
Date of Publication: 2006.08.12
Size: A5
Pairing: Matt/Mello.
Condition: Brand new. Only read once, spine and binding are in impeccable condition, title is printed on the cover in gold lettering.

Additional Notes:
Four different circles are part of this project, the stories and respective circles are as follows:

TANI by IMAZU
MachinoMachiko by Machi
Tormo by Kinder waltz
Nakacoco by 8POCHI

Price: $25.00 (as listed by someone else on ebay for $29.99)

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Title: "ANGELiZE"
Page Count: 36 pages (all comic, 2 full color pages).
Date of Publication: 2006.05.03
Presented by: Royal Police
Size: A4
Pairing: Near/Mello.
Condition: Brand new, excellent condition. Only read once, spine and binding are in impeccable condition, glossy cover and 2 glossy color page illustrations inside,

Additional Notes:
I'm quite fond of this art style, the first half is a funny story featuring the Whammy's house orphans and Whammy himself, the last half involves Near putting Mello in a dog collar.

Price: $20.00

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Title: "BirthMark"
Page Count: 26 pages (all comic, 2 full c).
Date of Publication: 2006.12.30
Presented by: ~~yaplog.jp/love-3-337/~~
Size: A5
Rating: PG-15
Pairing: Matt/Mello.
Condition: Brand new, excellent condition. No marks on either cover, or any of the inside pages.

Additional Notes:
An adorable story by the circle that brought you that one doujin of the same pairing with the hot sex scene. I forget the title atm.

Price: $10.00

SOLD :D

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Title: "Black Note; Season 2"
Page Count: 172 pages (all comic).
Date of Publication: 2005.10.06
Presented by: a million people, its a large anthology.
Size: A5
Pairings: everybody is banging everybody, if you want a list just ask.
Condition: Brand new, excellent condition. Read once, no damage to binding.
Additional Notes:
This thing is as thick as a brick. There is a story involving the L, Light, Near and Mello family who all have cat ears for some inexplicable reason. Its hilarious. I wanted to sell it for 25 dollars, but at this point its taking up too much space; so get it out of my house for 20.

Price: $20.00

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Title: "Stand By Me"
Page Count: 8 pages
Date of Publication: 2006.10.29
Presented by: Haniwa ya shobo
Size: A5
Pairings: Matt/Mello
Condition: Brand new, excellent condition. Has an interesting split cover thing going on. It scanned strangely, because something got onto the scanner bed at the end of my run and I didn't realize it.
Additional Notes:
Its part 1, gorgeous art. Absolutely gorgeous. I wish it was longer, but eh what can you do. I never got ahold of the second part :V

Price: $5.00

SOLD!

Fags In Training

2009-02-13T23:38:47Z

1) Drama with FIT is finally over. I am now a Fag In Training. Double the fag, if you consider that my major is ~*~*~*~*~Fashion Design~*~*~*~*~ christ my life.

2) I've gotten gayer. I don't know how it happened, but I think it might be a combination of being exposed to New York for too long, sleeping naked in a bed with another dude (balls don't touch, though), or art school. I wore makeup yesterday and was completely okay with this. And even considered wearing it more often because acne and gross.

3) This:

ferrocyanide @ 2008-12-08T18:20:00

2008-12-08T23:28:10Z

WHAT.
FIT just emailed me and said I've been accepted.
BUT WAIT HOLD ON SON, THIS COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE JUST A V.R SIMULATION,
I HAVE NO IDEA.

I'll find out tomorrow when I go and start registering and doing things.

So tune in tomorrow to see if this is actually happening in reality, or if Allan's Brain has finally broken down completely and is starting to supply him with very vivid, very tangible, and very elaborate hallucinations.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-11-03T15:15:00

2008-11-03T20:33:30Z

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SEE THIS HERE 2 PAGE SPREAD ON THE RIGHT?

Everybody has to read this manga right now.

No excuses.

Its profusely creepy and gory and thus far it is THE ONLY THING EVER that has managed to srsly freak me out. Which is saying quite a lot, considering I'm a gorehound.

I hit stage 2 hypertension today. I'm going to end up stroking out and dying a death before the end of this month. But I've gotten Jordan's sworn promise that he will play Eye of the Tiger at my funeral, so its all good.

p.s. if you live in toronto and are female you can make $30 an hour by letting creepy people eat raw fish off of you. Oh, craigslist. This is the perfect job for me, except for I am not female and that sort of makes my application totally void. WHAT A LET DOWN.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-10-26T01:11:00

2008-10-26T05:25:04Z

free alcohol. I knew I wanted to go to up there for a reason ahahahaha everybody missed me. I baw'ed about stupid shit that happened and then drank and forgot about it. I regret not studying there except its a srsly ghetto version of where I live now and there isn't anything to do up there but drink and fish and study law enforcement and crime scene things but thats a-okay. I sobered up on the train ride back home so its all good. nobody knew I was gone and thats good too.

I am so stealthy gaies; mgs games have finally taught me something usefull IRL.

prof (whose name I'll omit so googling her name doesn't bring up this post drunk entry) misses me. I was all daaaamn no way I cant believe she even remembered who I was ahaha. I'd be so in if I took two classes to make up for things I dropped for art. but that door has closed. although I'd get to wear a fucking sick ass labcoat and I do miss the lab.

I said sick ass. I might still be a bit intoxicated IDK.

SO THIS ISN'T ALL JUST BAW AND TEXT;

1) SOME SEXY COMMERCIAL JORDAN SENT ME:

2) BEST SONG EVER. ITS V. NSFL.

edit: I WAS DOING SOMETHING (NOT SOMEONE, MIND YOU) IMPORTANT ON THURSDAY AND I FUCKING MISSED THIS:

I fucking love eye of the tiger. I was riding shotgun with a friend and it came on the radio and I started singing and she threatened to leave me on the side of the highway but I kept singing anyway thats how much I love eye of the tiger.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'm going to go play silent hill with eye of the tiger in the b/g right now bbl.

I'm not a photographer, but I play one on TV.

2008-10-20T04:33:47Z

lol composition, what composition? I do want to take a class though, so I can go from sub-sub-sub par to sub par :)

aaaaaa what is this madness, I've been posting too much lately. sry4 spamming ur flist.

I wanna bust that body.

2008-10-18T21:06:11Z

</div>
its the motherfucking Batdance.

I have been rocking out to this all day, everybody is thoroughly sick of it. Clearly, they cant appreciate the brilliance of Prince and Batman in the same song. With choreographed dance. From 1989.

Those daft fools.

nobody on my flist is canadian, so ignore this

2008-10-15T04:25:15Z

WHAT.

at least its a minority government.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-10-07T20:18:00

2008-10-08T00:34:19Z

Nothing is working. I hate technology.

In other news; thanks to bioengi students at Yale, we can all become Volgin:

"Artificial versions of the eel’s electricity generating cells could be developed as a power source for medical implants and other tiny devices, they say."

They forgot about the part where you can electroshock your enemies, but I'm sure they elaborated fully in the actual research paper, of course.

Nevertheless, that sounds sick. Sign me up for that >:)

ferrocyanide @ 2008-08-25T18:04:00

2008-08-25T22:21:27Z

MY NAME'S ~~NIXON~~ ALLAN.
I'M A TAX COLLECTOR.

Hard Boiled is my favourite comic by Frank Miller, due to the fact that it is full of insanity, robots, epic fight scenes with grandmothers, and more importantly due to the fact that its not drawn by Miller (lol), but some dude called Geof Darrow.

it also contains images depicting graphic violence and gore and nudity and all that fun stuff. thought I'd give you a heads up.

its a trip. here's part one, two, and three.

and b/c most people usually use a journal to post shit about I've recently discovered that I am invincible; lol if I can survive a family vacation to chrani, greece for a month with my family where five people were living in two small rooms and one bathroom; then I can survive anything. geckos would sneak into the house at night and chill on the ceiling. this scared everybody but me, needless to say I had to catch them all and release them outside to get everybody to stfu. also batman shirt. dammit why am I such a nerd. SPEAKING OF NERDS, I didn't see one Constantine at fan expo on saturday. this was disappointing. I didn't spend much either.

HELLBLAZER, YOU MUST DOWNLOAD IT

2008-07-01T07:29:29Z

I have zipped chapters 170-174 "Ashes & Dust, In the City of Angels", which have the MUSKY BALLS scene and a slight bit of gay. like, not aminu/manga levels of gay but still this is REALLY GAY as far as comic books go ahahaha anyway.

its .cbr so you need CDisplay or some other image viewing thing to read. sendspace links are go:
ENJOY. or don't. but at least give it a shot.

also I thought 151 was hilarious so here is the .cbr for that chapter comin' at you.

also John Constantine picks up hookers, plays bingo, and tries to get into a 3some with his (male) cop buddy. Right here.

ALSO THIS ONE IS SO GODDAMN CREEPY AND THE ENDING IS FANTASTIC. if you read no other Hellblazer comic, at least read this one. (it might be offensive if you are religious but srsly this whole comic is offensive in one way or another)

John Constantine also goes to prison and makes everybody his bitch and has tons more FANTASTIC adventures. goddamn I love this series. straight up. ~~I am a huge fucking nerd, getting so goddamn excited over a comic wtf is wrong with me~~

so uh, if you find yourself going "HEY, ALLAN WAS ONTO SOMETHING HERE. I MUST READ MOAR" and you want to read THE ENTIRE SERIES then here are some rapidshit links I lifted off of a forum:
http://rapidshare.com/files/53039805/Hellblazer1-5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53043730/Hellblazer6-10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53049804...lazer11-15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53053040...lazer16-20.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53475466...lazer21-25.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53476206...lazer26-30.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53477935...lazer31-35.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53480003...lazer36-40.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53481706...lazer41-45.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53481459...lazer46-50.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/54581346...lazer71-75.rar
(uh wtf where did the rest of these go D: I have them on my computer but the links are no more)
http://rapidshare.com/files/52173707...ns_151-156.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52175263/Hellblazer_157.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/52174941...er_158-161.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52181414...Englishmen.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52183998..._Highwater.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52190810...er_168-169.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52192682...hesAndDust.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53734352...zer175-180.rar

uh some people might say that the earlier ones kind of suck but HEY, to each their own and whatnot but I still really enjoy this entire series.

also I have a huge lol boner for John Constantine so I'm bias in this regard but EVEN SO, its a good read. take my word for it. or don't. either way 8D

this is what comics have taught me

2008-07-01T04:17:03Z

THE SWEET MUSK

of his balls

yeah, so everything I ever learned about being gay I got from Manor and I refuse to believe anything otherwise to the contrary of thsi fact.

also Hellblazer is reallyfu n to read when you are reading it having not slept at all in the past 30 some odd hours 8D

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EDIT: also happy canuck day

ferrocyanide @ 2008-06-26T13:57:00

2008-06-26T18:01:50Z

FUCK YEAH :D

I am done with high school. commencement is tonight. we have to spend 12 dollars to buy our own robes and we get to keep them for whatever insane reason. wtf am I going to do with a robe? mow my fucking lawn in it? (actually now I really am going to do this just for the lulz) I have never been so glad to be done with something as I am now. Fucking A. FUCKING A.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-06-16T03:10:00

2008-06-16T07:26:29Z

Dear Canada,

I know we aren't on the best of terms, but srsly dude, wtf is up with your weather lately? Its been raining nonstop for a week, geographically speaking we not in the place for a fucking monsoon; lol case in point as I am typing this rain is thrashing madly at my windows and roof and everything.

Nonstop, also lightning and thunder and more rain than I have ever heard in my life what. what the hell.

Please to be stopping this bullshit weather ASAP.
No love,
Allan.

ALSO A HOUSE AT THE END OF MY STREET WAS HIT BY LIGHTNING THE OTHER DAY AND IT CAUGHT ON FIRE. THERE WERE 3 FIRE TRUCKS AND AN AMBULANCE AND PEOPLE WERE EVACUATED AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF COPS AND THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE BURNT TO A CRISP.

and I missed all the action because I was sleeping. failure. I'd sleep through a nuclear explosion at this rate.

I fixed my hairs. they are back to a nerdy brown. I am never doing that again.

I look mad in this picture but my heart is bursting with joy idk I always look mad by default. I'm greek. I have an excuse.

why yes there is a hole in the wall. dont ask; idfk either.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-06-08T16:13:00

2008-06-08T20:24:30Z

haven't updated in a while, been too busy fucking up my hair beyond all recognition

its currently white, as in stark fucking white. I bleached out all the blue and green whatever the hell insanity I had going on.

I have a blank canvas of hair and a scalp full of chemical burns.

I'm thinking of going a light brown, dirty blond type colour but idfk. hopefully the dye will take, hence why darker colours are out.

I need ideas. anything is better than white.

dont even fucking ask for a picture of the white hair or I'll punch you in the face

I should post a timeline of my hair, to serve as a reminder of why I shouldn't fuck with it

ferrocyanide @ 2008-05-17T00:15:00

2008-05-17T04:17:42Z

I wanted to finish this but, lol no time D: all you get is a shitty sketch, lol sry ilu jak.

I'll get it done eventually.

VZV and my fucking father

2008-05-08T21:31:24Z

and everybody wonders why I'm a fucking hypochondriac, its because of shit like this. its because nobody listens to me when I tell them to go to the doctor. we have free fucking health care and they still don't listen to me.

and he wants to go to work tomorrow, after the doctor said there's a high probability he'll need hospitalization.

when you haven't slept in months and you have a severely suppressed immune system and are under taxing psychological stress because of your damn job, and getting hit with every antiviral cocktail under the sun---you do not fucking go back to work.

what fucking part of "you will permanently lose your vision if the virus spreads to your eyes" don't you fucking comprehend?

there are blisters on your left eye. and you want to go to work. how about I just fucking go and, I don't even fucking know anymore.

"Its only the one eye. I can wear a patch, like snake"

my fucking father is certifiably insane, there can be no other explanation.

ferrocyanide @ 2008-04-18T10:20:00

2008-04-18T14:27:49Z

lol way to post this a day late.

TLDR: the 17th kicks ass. Jack you melt my goddamn heart, but you already knew that.

I actually gave somebody five dollars yesterday, thats how fucking happy (and somewhat spaced out) I was.

and now, I hunt carlyn down to collect my money; without interest, because I'm still far too fucking happy for my own good.