okay this is just going to be an emo post, ignore for now I will delete later:

I hate my hometown, its disgusting and suburban and its making me v. uncomfortable to see people from HS everywhere

there is no way to get around without a car, and of course I don't have a license.

my phone wont work so I don't have a way of calling my friends, or of hooking up etc.

all I've done is drink and chill with my lizard and have the dentist tell me that yes, my wisdom teeth are infected and all 4 need to be surgically removed asap, but I can't do that until summer break.

my father is v loud and v homophobic and it is highly awkward having someone tell you to "stop talking like that", and when I tell him this is how I normally talk he gets up in my case about how I never used to sound so weird/so gay/etc. thanks old man, happy holidays to you too.

lol its only my second day here and already I want to die ffffff how am I going to survive until the 4th.

I'm going to buy more wine and maybe sneak off out of town for a few days, I seriously cant handle this family.

there was a reason I left, a GOOD REASON. I dont know why I forget that every holiday season, idk why I was actually slightly optimistic about this visit. I'm an idiot.

globalanomaly: http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/catalog/templates/SC.jhtml?itemId=cat21120734&parentId=cat14120827&masterId=cat000470&cmCat=
globalanomaly: JANET LOOK
globalanomaly: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING RE5 WESKER TUX
globalanomaly: THAT FUCKING JACKET
amigapsiquico: I just snorted coke straight up my nose
globalanomaly: JESUS CHRIST D&G WHAT
amigapsiquico: when I opened that page
9:45 PM
globalanomaly: OH MY GOD
amigapsiquico: like the expression on my face
amigapsiquico: was total like "ASOFJASO"
amigapsiquico: sSERIOUSLY
amigapsiquico: JESUS CHRIST WTF
amigapsiquico: oh my god
amigapsiquico: and its velvet
amigapsiquico: with a print on it
amigapsiquico: i kind of want to buy it, hang it up
amigapsiquico: and be like
amigapsiquico: "this is it. it's over."
globalanomaly: oh my god I never thought I'd see the day
globalanomaly:where they made this fabric
amigapsiquico: FASHION IS OVER
amigapsiquico: EVERYONE GO HOME
amigapsiquico: CLOSE UP SHOP
amigapsiquico: PARTY'S DONE; VELVET PRINTED CHECKERBOARD TUX

Dolce & Gabbana Velvet Tuxedo WeskerJacket Price: $2,795.00

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friends list can guess each fandom.

01. ---you, stop multiplying! Who taught you math?!

02. I'm a british bisexual 40+ year old chainsmoking magician who spent the better part of my life in a mental institution after a mishap with my punk rock band, I love BDSM and I'm a total power bottom so beat on me bb. Sometimes I invite my FBI friends over for threesomes, other times I am doing a bunch of save the world shit but let it be known that I never pay for cab rides. [FUCK ONE SENENCE I DO WHAT  I WANT]

03. I'm going to fuck you up with my CELL PHONE bitch take that, I'll kill you all and become the next god of cellphoneland after I kill my girlfriend who is actually a homicidal maniac impersonator cute japanese high school girl.

04. "My name is [      ]---"
"Hi, [       ]"
"---And I was raped by a crazy latina in spandex on top of a roof after a shoot up traumatized me and ruined my entire moral code"

05. I operate complex weaponry while intoxicated, my ideal girl is a set of blond triplets who work at a yoga studio, I have more money than common sense sometimes. I'm a snappy dresser with a conscious who wants to fix this mess; and when shit gets real, my game plan is to ERASE MY BRAIN.

06. Sit in your FAVORITE RED VELVET CHAIR. YOUR LIFE'S WORK IS CRAP. I'M MELODRAMATIC AND AN UNRELIABLE NARRAITOR. Oh fuck it now you've done it, I'm weeping; WEEPING I SAY.

07. I have a mancrush. I'm a smart, witty, and likeable kind of guy; so why do I get kicked out of hotels so often?

08. I'm a failure marksman who collects war memorabilia, I live in a castle on an island with my *~**~*~*VERY OWN PRISON~*~*~*~*~*, and sometimes I crossdress because of crippling mental health issues, fear of abandonment, etc.

09. I'm an exorcist in a world where my enemies cant dress themselves, they look like a throwback 90's boyband with that one sleeve crop-top. Show some class, man.

10.Oh, shit son---so I went through a time look and now I'm in england being chased by a ghost with a sledge hammer! But that's old news, what REALLY makes me go into crippling panic attacks is----classical music.

I stalked down this cute asian girl in H&M to find this ridic scarf. I have been looking for it everywhere you dont even know.

it needs to snow so I can justify wearing large foot-ball shoulder proportion fur items.



and now something gay.





THAT IS ALL I should get to class ffffffffff but I've been procrastinating I dont want to design early spring for young girls, I hate early spring. we need to skip to the evening wear project NOW.

Suze wanted iron man briefs and wig, but I added the fishnets because I was in the middle of putting Every Terrible Thing I Own onto myself again. I pulled dem up a bit to show you my sick ripped tony stark abs olo my anorexic fashin major concave stomach IN THE MEANTIME;




WORK IT.

Janet made me do it.

( Memememememememe )

oh my god I tried to post this ten times. everybody got to hear me fail on skype. I HOPE IT PLEASED YOU.

LJ gets first bids on my doujinshi, whatever doesn't get sold here will be on egay in a weeks time. I'm cross posting this everywhere, sry in advance.

THIS IS JUST THE DEATH NOTE STUFF. I'll be throwing a bunch of Phoenix Wright doujin at you all in a minute, and some FFVII things as well in another post.

-Shipping anywhere in the US via USPS flat rates. If you're outside the US or if you want UPS shipping, hit me up with a note.
-Prices are as stated, but you can haggle :]
-Everything is coming at you from a smoke free, pet free apartment.
-Language is Japanese unless stated otherwise.
-All prices are in US dollars.

I'll scan sample pages of any doujinshi upon request.
I've only refrained from scanning the inside as to leave the binding in the best possible condition.

And now, let the swag commence:
( Death Note )

WHAT.
FIT just emailed me and said I've been accepted.
BUT WAIT HOLD ON SON, THIS COULD QUITE POSSIBLY BE JUST A V.R SIMULATION,
I HAVE NO IDEA.

I'll find out tomorrow when I go and start registering and doing things.

So tune in tomorrow to see if this is actually happening in reality, or if Allan's Brain has finally broken down completely and is starting to supply him with very vivid, very tangible, and very elaborate hallucinations.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SEE THIS HERE 2 PAGE SPREAD ON THE RIGHT?

Everybody has to read this manga right now.

No excuses.

Its profusely creepy and gory and thus far it is THE ONLY THING EVER that has managed to srsly freak me out. Which is saying quite a lot, considering I'm a gorehound.



I hit stage 2 hypertension today. I'm going to end up stroking out and dying a death before the end of this month. But I've gotten Jordan's sworn promise that he will play Eye of the Tiger at my funeral, so its all good.

p.s. if you live in toronto and are female you can make $30 an hour by letting creepy people eat raw fish off of you. Oh, craigslist. This is the perfect job for me, except for I am not female and that sort of makes my application totally void. WHAT A LET DOWN.

free alcohol. I knew I wanted to go to up there for a reason ahahahaha everybody missed me. I baw'ed about stupid shit that happened and then drank and forgot about it. I regret not studying there except its a srsly ghetto version of where I live now and there isn't anything to do up there but drink and fish and study law enforcement and crime scene things but thats a-okay. I sobered up on the train ride back home so its all good. nobody knew I was gone and thats good too.

I am so stealthy gaies; mgs games have finally taught me something usefull IRL.

prof (whose name I'll omit so googling her name doesn't bring up this post drunk entry) misses me. I was all daaaamn no way I cant believe she even remembered who I was ahaha. I'd be so in if I took two classes to make up for things I dropped for art. but that door has closed. although I'd get to wear a fucking sick ass labcoat and I do miss the lab.

I said sick ass. I might still be a bit intoxicated IDK.

SO THIS ISN'T ALL JUST BAW AND TEXT;

1) SOME SEXY COMMERCIAL JORDAN SENT ME:



2) BEST SONG EVER. ITS V. NSFL.




edit: I WAS DOING SOMETHING (NOT SOMEONE, MIND YOU) IMPORTANT ON THURSDAY AND I FUCKING MISSED THIS:


I fucking love eye of the tiger. I was riding shotgun with a friend and it came on the radio and I started singing and she threatened to leave me on the side of the highway but I kept singing anyway thats how much I love eye of the tiger.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'm going to go play silent hill with eye of the tiger in the b/g right now bbl.

lol composition, what composition? I do want to take a class though, so I can go from sub-sub-sub par to sub par :)

aaaaaa what is this madness, I've been posting too much lately. sry4 spamming ur flist.

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its the motherfucking Batdance.

I have been rocking out to this all day, everybody is thoroughly sick of it. Clearly, they cant appreciate the brilliance of Prince and Batman in the same song. With choreographed dance. From 1989.

Those daft fools.

WHAT.

at least its a minority government.

Nothing is working. I hate technology.

In other news; thanks to bioengi students at Yale, we can all become Volgin:
They forgot about the part where you can electroshock your enemies, but I'm sure they elaborated fully in the actual research paper, of course.

Nevertheless, that sounds sick. Sign me up for that >:)

I have zipped chapters 170-174 "Ashes & Dust, In the City of Angels", which have the MUSKY BALLS scene and a slight bit of gay. like, not aminu/manga levels of gay but still this is REALLY GAY as far as comic books go ahahaha anyway.

its .cbr so you need CDisplay or some other image viewing thing to read. sendspace links are go:
ENJOY. or don't. but at least give it a shot.

also I thought 151 was hilarious so here is the .cbr for that chapter comin' at you.

also John Constantine picks up hookers, plays bingo, and tries to get into a 3some with his (male) cop buddy. Right here.

ALSO THIS ONE IS SO GODDAMN CREEPY AND THE ENDING IS FANTASTIC. if you read no other Hellblazer comic, at least read this one. (it might be offensive if you are religious but srsly this whole comic is offensive in one way or another)

John  Constantine also goes to prison and makes everybody his bitch and has tons more FANTASTIC adventures. goddamn I love this series. straight up. I am a huge fucking nerd, getting so goddamn excited over a comic wtf is wrong with me

so uh, if you find yourself going "HEY, ALLAN WAS ONTO SOMETHING HERE. I MUST READ MOAR" and you want to read THE ENTIRE SERIES then here are some rapidshit links I lifted off of a forum:
http://rapidshare.com/files/53039805/Hellblazer1-5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53043730/Hellblazer6-10.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53049804...lazer11-15.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53053040...lazer16-20.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53475466...lazer21-25.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53476206...lazer26-30.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53477935...lazer31-35.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53480003...lazer36-40.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53481706...lazer41-45.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53481459...lazer46-50.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/54581346...lazer71-75.rar
(uh wtf where did the rest of these go D: I have them on my computer but the links are no more)
http://rapidshare.com/files/52173707...ns_151-156.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52175263/Hellblazer_157.cbr
http://rapidshare.com/files/52174941...er_158-161.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52181414...Englishmen.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52183998..._Highwater.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52190810...er_168-169.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/52192682...hesAndDust.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/53734352...zer175-180.rar

uh some people might say that the earlier ones kind of suck but HEY, to each their own and whatnot but I still really enjoy this entire series.

also I have a huge lol boner for John Constantine so I'm bias in this regard but EVEN SO, its a good read. take my word for it. or don't. either way 8D

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EDIT: also happy canuck day

FUCK YEAH :D

I am done with high school. commencement is tonight. we have to spend 12 dollars to buy our own robes and we get to keep them for whatever insane reason. wtf am I going to do with a robe? mow my fucking lawn in it? (actually now I really am going to do this just for the lulz) I have never been so glad to be done with something as I am now. Fucking A. FUCKING A.

Dear Canada,

I know we aren't on the best of terms, but srsly dude, wtf is up with your weather lately? Its been raining nonstop for a week, geographically speaking we not in the place for a fucking monsoon; lol case in point as I am typing this rain is thrashing madly at my windows and roof and everything.

Nonstop, also lightning and thunder and more rain than I have ever heard in my life what. what the hell.

Please to be stopping this bullshit weather ASAP.
No love,
Allan.

ALSO A HOUSE AT THE END OF MY STREET WAS HIT BY LIGHTNING THE OTHER DAY AND IT CAUGHT ON FIRE. THERE WERE 3 FIRE TRUCKS AND AN AMBULANCE AND PEOPLE WERE EVACUATED AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF COPS AND THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE BURNT TO A CRISP.

and I missed all the action because I was sleeping. failure. I'd sleep through a nuclear explosion at this rate.

I fixed my hairs. they are back to a nerdy brown. I am never doing that again.

( lol my face )

and everybody wonders why I'm a fucking hypochondriac, its because of shit like this. its because nobody listens to me when I tell them to go to the doctor. we have free fucking health care and they still don't listen to me.

and he wants to go to work tomorrow, after the doctor said there's a high probability he'll need hospitalization.

when you haven't slept in months and you have a severely suppressed immune system and are under taxing psychological stress because of your damn job, and getting hit with every antiviral cocktail under the sun---you do not fucking go back to work.

what fucking part of "you will permanently lose your vision if the virus spreads to your eyes" don't you fucking comprehend?

there are blisters on your left eye. and you want to go to work. how about I just fucking go and, I don't even fucking know anymore.

"Its only the one eye. I can wear a patch, like snake"

my fucking father is certifiably insane, there can be no other explanation.